感谢 Christian 替我把歌词翻译成英文。同样来自 Postgirobygget 这只伟大的挪威乐队。

I think alot without thoughts,
my head is like a big balloon.
I am always where i am at,
and sex is best without protection.

I have to withdraw against IQ,
but say that I am OK.
I am not made to infiltrate,
The Police or IRA, IRA...

(Chorus)
because I'm....

Slack without drugs,
fat without grease,
handsome with no curves and a sweaty smile
sore without exercise
my head is full of glue
and food is candy when you're...

Slack without drugs
Slack without drugs

Sports is for fanatics,
I'm not made for such.
I get my training when I shake when laughing
from people saying sports is my duty.

Money is for capitalists,
only paper to me,
as long as I can afford to bet some,
our main street could be a highway to me.

(chorus x 2)

P.S. Christian 住在挪威Moss，要是恰好你也在那座城市（Fredriksstad, Oslo同样可以）并且有兴趣和时间教他中文，不妨留言联系。谢谢！